How to procrastinate…!

Yo hello!

I’ve spent 3 hours today doing what is widely known as procrastinating. I’ve become such an expert at it, that I thought I may educate you all as well at this wonderful art. πŸ˜›

Directions:

When you have something important to do, just anything that must be done… Fix the house, clean up, study, read for exams, etc. Do the following:

a) After you wake up and eat breakfast, go to the computer to check your email.

b) Spend as much time possible on point a), reading each email thoroughly. You may even read older emails to reminisce good ol’ times.

c) Go to Youtube. Watch videos from your favorite subscribers, go on other youtubers you haven’t seen before and watch their videos as well, listen to songs and keep pushing the “Repeat” button.

d) Go on Facebook. Play stupid little games like “CafeWorld”, “CountryStory”, “FarmVille”, or “PetSociety”. Spend as much time as possible there, feeding your pets, watering plants, plowing fields. You are anyway gaining skills for your future job and life, so really take time to see how to plow and water plants. Gain levels.

e) Go on Twitter. Tweet everything you’ve done today and what you are doing this minute. If you are eating, tweet that as well (don’t forget to write what you are eating so everyone knows).

f) Realize that your stomach is grumbling and eat something ready-made. Leave the dishes to be washed later.

g) Sit back at your computer. Watch some movie or series. Talk on Skype to someone you haven’t talked to in a long time.

h) Realize that it’s night already, and the day is gone, and you still haven’t done what you were supposed to do.

i) Wallow in self-pity and guilt for the nothingness that you did for the whole day.

j) Procrastinate another couple of hours.

k) Drag yourself to bed.

[sarcasm] And, there you have it!!! A complete guide to spend your day effectively and productively. [/sarcasm]

Enjoy! πŸ˜€

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8 thoughts on “How to procrastinate…!

  1. Very cute! I salute your proficiency in procrastinating! Only a seasoned procrastinator, such as myself, could relate and sympathize – as well as marvel at your insight. Bravo!! (good writing, too! πŸ™‚

    • Of course I do! Some people need educating on this important matter, and some may not do it right… I want to ensure everyone is educated properly πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

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