I just read a funny joke, and I wanted to share it with you 😀
Papa Turtle is telling his son a bedtime story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny.”
“Aw, c’mon Dad,” says the boy. “That’s kid stuff. What about some science fiction?”
“All right. Once upon a time, there was a bunny in outer space…”
“Dad! Make it more grown-up.”
“Okay, okay. Promise you won’t tell Mom.”
“Once upon a time, there was a naked bunny … ”
Or another one…
A man is visiting an old friend when a little girl races through the room.
“Diploma,” the friend calls after her, “bring us two cups of coffee.”
“Diploma? What an odd name,” says the visitor. “How did she get it?”
The friend sighs. “I sent my daughter to study at the university, and that’s what she came back with.”
Do you know of any good ones?