Cleverbot – The clever bot with a sense of humour!

Hey there! I’m back! Hopefully for some time.

Jay at The Wooly Yarn said I should just write and not care what I write about and what impact it makes, so here I am. 🙂

I’ve just spent the last 3 hours (?) playing with Cleverbot (among other kinds of multitasking).

Cleverbot is a software that learns from and talks like a human. It has Artificial Intelligence, and learns from responses. Its purpose is meant for fun and humour, not to be taken seriously. Sometimes it sprouts some very random sentences, and this can get tiring fast. But all in all, the things it says are comprehensible and I think it’s very clever!

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Some jokes please, Mr. Jokester…

I just read a funny joke, and I wanted to share it with you 😀

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Papa Turtle is telling his son a bedtime story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny.”

“Aw, c’mon Dad,” says the boy. “That’s kid stuff. What about some science fiction?”

“All right. Once upon a time, there was a bunny in outer space…”

“Dad! Make it more grown-up.”

“Okay, okay. Promise you won’t tell Mom.”

“I swear.”

“Once upon a time, there was a naked bunny … ”

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Hahaha! 😀

Or another one…

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A man is visiting an old friend when a little girl races through the room.

“Diploma,” the friend calls after her, “bring us two cups of coffee.”

“Diploma? What an odd name,” says the visitor. “How did she get it?”

The friend sighs. “I sent my daughter to study at the university, and that’s what she came back with.”

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😀

Do you know of any good ones?